The Inn Between - Polyamory

His magnificence, Commander Jackson Jailbreaker, il Biscottino, of the Longtail clan, Jax the Uncontainable, Sir Jax Jailbreaker d'Longtail, vet tech charmer, friend to all, confined by none, now of House Inn Between.

With honor, ink, and a complete disregard for containment, here is **the official record** of events as they absolutely happened.

As Entered into the Ledgers of the Inn Between:

Hear ye, hear ye, and also you in the back who are pretending not to listen...

Let it be known across thresholds, crossroads, parking lots, and places where destiny idles with its engine running, that on this day a compact but formidable personage did choose, of his own indomitable will, to enter into noble residence.

His Magnificence,
Commander Jackson Jailbreaker, il Biscottino, of the Longtail Clan,
Jax the Uncontainable,
Sir Jax Jailbreaker d'Longtail,
Lighthouse Explorer Extraordinaire
He of the Stinky Butt, First of his Name
Vet Tech Charmer, Friend to All, Confined by None,
Now of House Inn Between

having tested the walls of the world and found them wanting, did lay claim to new quarters and loyal retainers.

He was formally and irrevocably adopted by:

and

This adoption was sealed not by contract nor by cage,
but by purring, unflinching courage, and repeated successful jailbreaks.

Henceforth, Jax shall enjoy:

Sanctuary in all rooms (including those he was not invited into),
Sustenance on demand (and occasionally in advance),
Medical care administered to a cat who finds the concept faintly amusing,
And the right to charm all who encounter him, regardless of professional training.

Let it be recorded that though he arrived from humble pavement and painted lines, he was never lost �only briefly between chapters.

Signed and witnessed beneath the Long Tail of Destiny,
by those who were chosen rather than the other way around.

Jax Jailbreaker d'Longtail is a rogue/bard with sky-high charisma stats, charmer of everyone he meets, and teller of tall tales (or is that long tails?). As he tells it:

"I was not born in a parking lot. I was temporarily misplaced. I was on a pilgrimage. The parking lot was merely a crossroads." He does not fight dragons. He befriends them. Then escapes their lair through a ventilation gap. Jax is the kind of cat who will never understand why anything would try to stop him-and be right every time. Jax maintains that the parking lot was not an origin, but a narrative convenience used by lesser historians. "Every hero must start somewhere," he explains, "and I chose somewhere with good lighting and a wide view."

See more of Jax The Bard Cat on his Facebook page and Instagram

Should His Magnificence break out again and wander too far away from his new home, please contact The InnKeeper - she will be missing him desperately.