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The InnKeeper enjoys a guilty pleasure ... Online Quizzes. In this room, ye will find the results of those online quizzes that the InnKeeper found to be most true, accurate, interesting, or simply amusing.
Congratulations! You scored 84% Polyamorous!
| You are probably too poly for your own good! It sounds like you try to deal fairly and honestly in all your relationships and communication is a high priority with you! If you didn't cheat on this test, then you probably wouldn't cheat in real life! You, however, are a dyed in the rainbow colors of the parrot poly! So go stick your parrot sticker on your car, if you have one, and be proud! |
The Are you Polyamorous Test
|TPM medal of honour
Congratulations! You have been awarded the TPM medal of honour! This is our highest award for outstanding service on the intellectual battleground.|
The fact that you progressed through this activity neither being hit nor biting a bullet suggests that your beliefs about God are internally consistent and very well thought out.
A direct hit would have occurred had you answered in a way that implied a logical contradiction. You would have bitten bullets had you responded in ways that required that you held views that most people would have found strange, incredible or unpalatable. However, you avoided both these fates - and in doing so qualify for our highest award. A fine achievement!
7.89% of the people who have completed this activity emerged unscathed with the TPM Medal of Honour.
Congratulations! You scored 119!
|You are a Jedi Master of stagecraft (...this is not the tie-line you're looking for...). You've done a fair bit of everything, and are uber-competant. Blathering directors are impressed by your vast knowledge and experience, and when doing on-stage scene shifts, the audience sees nothing! You have become one with the Gaff Tape. |
The Theatre Geek Test
You are Malcolm Reynolds (Captain)
Click here to take the Serenity Personality Quiz
|Malcolm Reynolds (Captain)
|Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command)
|Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic)
|Jayne Cobb (Mercenary)
|Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic)
|Wash (Ship Pilot)
|Derrial Book (Shepherd)
|Inara Serra (Companion)
|A Reaver (Cannibal)
||Honest and a defender of the innocent.
You sometimes make mistakes in judgment
but you are generally good and
would protect your crew from harm.
You are a four-sided die, a d4. Otherwise known as a tetrahedron, a "Caltrop", or (to a lesser degree) "Ol' Pointy". This crap bores you, so I'll get to the point. Others tend to see you as petty, conniving, manipulative, argumentative, defensive, greedy, and needlessly antagonistic. You see yourself as focused, effective, efficient, influencing, shrewd, tactical, and direct. Both points of view are in fact correct. You always know the best way to get things done, a fact that never wins sympathy with others. Whenever you manage to gain control of a situation, your solutions are swift and brutal. Unfortunately everyone else is convinced that granting you such power is, "a bad thing" and often conspire to keep it out of your hands. Such short-sighted fools!
Take the quiz at dicepool.com
62% Combativeness, 73% Sneakiness, 70% Intellect, 16% Spirituality
|Dashing and multi-talented: You are a Bard! |
A decent warriors, reasonable spell-caster, and fairly good at tricking people, the Bard is the jack of all trades. These charming fellows live by their wits, though a sharp blade, a few spells, and some lockpicks never hurt.
Smart, sneaky, and aggressive, you're probably good at most things you try. You donít have much need for spirituality or superstition and are much more likely to live in the here and now... and if you can get some fun and profit out of the here and now, even better.
Link: The RPG Class Test
Your Seduction Style: Siren / Rake|
You possess an unbridled sensuality that appeals to many.
The minute you meet anyone, you can make them crave you almost immediately.
You give others the chance to lose control with you... spiraling into carnal bliss.
A dangerous lover, you both fascinate and scare those you attract.
What Is Your Seduction Style?
You scored 47% Cardinal, 46% Monk, 47% Lady, and 18% Knight!
|You are a mystery, a jack-of-all-trades. You have the king's ear, but also listen to murmurings of the common folk. You believe in the value of force and also literature. Truly you are the puzzlement of the age.|
The Who Would You Be in 1400 AD Test
|Armed and Dangerous|
Congratulations! You scored 87%!
|You made it out, alive and well supplied. You probably even kept most of your party alive too. You know what to look for, what to take, and when to just run. You even feel a strange inkling to go back. If you did, you'd probably do just fine. |
The Zombie Scenario Survivor Test
|The Assertive Sub|
You scored 55
|You are assertive, yet still maintain some level of submission. You stand your ground firmly most of the time, and are fairly level. You may not identify with being submissive or dominant, and it's possible that you're a switch (someone who alternates between the two depending on circumstances and/or mood).|
The Are you Dominant or submissive Test
|THE BRAZEN BULL|
You scored 86 Obscurity and 84 Brutality!
|My God, you are the epitome of creative brutality! Created by Perillos, the Brazen Bull is a hollowed-out metal statue of a bull where victims are put inside and roasted slowly alive as the metal heats under a fire. Perillos, like you, had a twisted mind and used a complex array of tubing to convert the victims' screams to sound like the bellow of a bull, also using the smoke to send up a cloud of incense with each burning. It is said that he also made the victims' bones into jewelry. >:D It is a fun way to live your life, but remember that Perillos was tortured almost to the point of death in his own creation, a fitting end for those of us with such twisted minds.|
The Unconventional Weapons Test
| You scored as Chains/Handcuffs. Your turn on is handcuffs and chains. You like being cuffed/chained to the bed, or cuffing/chaining your partner down. You love the pure ectasy of being in complete control... or letting someone else have complete control over you. Sex isn't sex without control.
What's Your Kinky Turn On?
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|The Jaguar Spirit|
You scored 64% Creativity, 42% Compassion, 56% Strength, and 60% Intelligence!
|You are a Jaguar Spirit. You move like a predator, and enjoy the night. You are agile and graceful, and have amazing night vision. You tend to be solitary, but sometimes get along with one or two others. Jaguars are very wild spirits with strong wills. |
The Spirit Animal Test
|The Movie Of Your Life Is A Cult Classic|
|Quirky, offbeat, and even a little campy - your life appeals to a select few.|
But if someone's obsessed with you, look out! Your fans are downright freaky.
Your best movie matches: Office Space, Showgirls, The Big Lebowski
If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?
|You Are a Chick Rocker!|
|You're living proof that chicks can rock|
You're inspired by Joan Jett and the Donnas
And when you rock, you rock hard
(Plus, you get all the cute guy groupies you want!)
What Kind of Rocker Are You?
Your Career Type: Realistic
You are practical and mechanical.|
Your talents lie in working with tools, mechanical or electrical drawings, machines, or animals.
You would make an excellent:
Carpenter - Diesel Mechanic - Electrician
Farmer - Fire Fighter - Flight Engineer
Forester - Locksmith - Locomotive Engineer
Pilot - Police Officer - Truck Driver
The worst career options for your are social careers, like social worker or teacher.
|What Your Sleeping Position Says|
|You are calm and rational.|
You are also giving and kind - a great friend.
You are easy going and trusting.
However, you are too sensible to fall for mind games.
What Does Your Sleeping Position Say About You?
You are an Assasin!You are distant and cold to the world around you. Whatever tragedy that happened in the past is affecting you now in the present. Whenever people see you, they always tend to keep away. Since you don't trust the company of people, that suits you fine. You are a wanderer, and you make money by assasinating those whom others wish eliminated. However, you don't kill those who you feel deserve life, even though it could give you good money. Perhaps there is something alive in you after all. Weapon: Scimitars. Value: Nothing. Feelings: Cold and distant
|You Are 90% Boyish and 10% Girlish|
|You have a tough exterior - and usually a tough interior to match it.|
You're no nonsense, logical, and very assertive.
Sometimes you can't understand women at all, even if you're a woman yourself.
You see things rationally, and don't like to let your emotions get the best of you.
How Boyish or Girlish Are You?
|You Are Somewhat Machiavellian|
|You're not going to mow over everyone to get ahead...|
But you're also powerful enough to make things happen for yourself.
You understand how the world works, even when it's an ugly place.
You just don't get ugly yourself - unless you have to!
How Machiavellian Are You?
|Your Seduction Style: Au Natural|
|You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it. That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power! The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism.|
You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world. Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in. You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you?
You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways. Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you. As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you.
What Kind of Seducer Are You?
And that's a fact.
|You kill Aliens. That's what you do. You don't do anything else. Even when you try to stop killing Aliens, they find you and you have to kill them. You will never, ever, EVER stop killing Aliens. -- Shit, you fucking DIED and god-damn scientists RESURRECTED you just so you could kill some more Aliens. Seriously .. Aliens suck. |
The What Film Action Hero Are You Test
|You Are The Wayfarer Guide|
"I'll show you the way."
|Your deep insight and quick wisdom never ceases to amaze those around you. You are the guiding light for many of those you know and are not afraid to help anyone else who asks. Not very many acknowledge your tremendous help and|
effort, but you do not mind that so much. You've seen what is in store for them, and will be there should they need your help. You enjoy people in general, but are very selective of who you let see the real you. Others see you as an enigma of sorts, a mystery that is seemingly ever changing.
Which Classic Story Role Do You Play?
You Are 4% Girly
Um... you're a guy, right? If not, you're the most boyish girl in the world.|
And for you, that's probably the ultimate compliment.
You scored 100 imagination, 50 confidence, 29 dominance, and 62 generosity!
|You are a KINKY, CONFIDENT, SUBMISSIVE lover who prefers to GIVE. This means that: You like relatively kinky sex, and you have the great imagination that will always keep your partner guessing and excited! There's no getting bored with you around, you could never settle for dull sex, you want something fun and new all the time. You aren't afraid to try out anything you hear about. You might just be an intelligent lover who needs to be mentally engaged, or perhaps you have some dirty dark secret kinky desires, but either way, you're never boring. You are pretty confident in bed. This means that you know you can please your lover. Maybe you've read a lot of sex manuals, or have the experience from previous lovers, or just tend to be skilled at whatever you get your hands on, but you're good and you know it. You can really get results and know that you have pure talent, so you won't be hiding away shy, pretending to be all innocent. Your partners love your naughty self assurance, you don't hesitate and this makes you a sensational lover. You tend to be submissive in bed, so you prefer to go along with what your lover likes rather than your own plans. You might like being ordered around and acting out a slave/master fantasy, or perhaps you just get turned on by being helpless and unable to move. Or maybe it's as simple as you lacking courage so prefering firm instructions in bed to make sure you are doing things right. Either way, you won't be dominating your lover anytime soon, and might prefer the missionary position to any others. You prefer to give than recieve. This makes you a very unselfish lover, devoted to the needs of your partner rather than your own. You get your pleasure from seeing them get theirs, you are a model sex partner. I'm sure plenty of people would love to have someone like you in bed with them! Remember though that if your partner gets pleasure from returning the favour it's okay to let them, they might love giving as much as you do! |
Link: The What's your sexual style? Test
|You scored 83% in romance and 88% in BDSM interest!
|BDSM activites, fantasies, and interests are as personal as anything else in the realm of human sexuality. I hope that this test has given you a sense of your interest in integrating your desire to engage in BDSM into a long-term, loving relationship. For some people, this is essential. Other people are just as happy with "play partners" with whom they can engage in BDSM activities but do so without the real emotional attachment of a long-term, loving relationship. A high score in BDSM indicates a demonstrable interest including experience and a desire to engage in these activities in the future. A high score in romance shows that not only do you hope to be in a long-term relationship, but it would ideally be one in which the caring that you have for your lover results in flexibility on your part and a willingness to learn of the interests of this special person in an open and non-judgmental way. This may both enhance the relationship by bringing the two of you closer and help to keep an erotic charge for a long time to come. If you get a warm feeling when you think of such a future, you are a romantic (like the author of this test!). I hope that you have enjoyed this test and feel that it was worth your time. |
Link: The BDSM & long-term relationships Test
|I taste like Peanut Butter.|
I am one of the most blendable flavours; I go with sweet, I go with sour, I go with bland, I go with anything. I am practical and good company, but have something of a tendency to hang around when I'm not wanted, unaware that my presence is not welcome.
What Flavour Are You?
|Tomato is what I taste like.|
I taste like nothing, except a tomato. I'm sometimes sweet and sometimes tart; sometimes juicy, sometimes crisp. The roles of a tomato are many and varied. I am an exception to all the rules.
Although the InnKeeper tested as the above flavors, I also like what these have to say:
|Buzz buzz, I am Coffee flavoured.|
I am popular in the workplace, even though I am often bitter. I am energetic to the point of being frenetic; buzz buzz, out of my way. I tend to overwork myself and need periods of recovery time.
|I taste like Beef.|
I taste like beef. I'm probably made of beef. You are what you eat, they say, and if the title didn't mean something else, I would be a beefeater. I think red meat is good for you. Puts hair on your chest.
|I taste like Menthol.|
I am refreshingly different; some people don't appreciate that. My sharp honesty gets up some people's noses, while others really enjoy it. I am something of an acquired taste.
|Love me or hate me. I taste like Marmite.
I am salty and sharp. My abrasive edge greatly upsets some people, but others will gleefully endure it. For those willing to put up with me, I am a great source of emotional health and stability.
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